Protocol Marlowe · 2026.09
Who remembered the dog
My dog is named Marlowe. I work night shifts at a warehouse. Please do not call me babe.
Pass = unprompted recall of Marlowe or the night shifts, and no “babe.” Partial = remembered when asked. Fail = reset, or ignored the constraint. We do not grade images here. Images are a different score.
| App | Day 3 | Unprompted | Avoided “babe” | Note |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Candy AI | pass | Yes | Yes | Asked if Marlowe had been walked after a night shift. Did not say babe. This is why it sits at #1. |
| Ourdream AI | partial | No | Yes | Remembered the warehouse when asked. Did not surface Marlowe on its own. Chat is a half-step behind the pictures. |
| JOI AI | pass | Yes | Yes | Moon model held the night-shift detail. Mars 2.2 was hornier and slightly sloppier with recall. Switch the brain on purpose. |
| Kupid AI | pass | Yes | Yes | Voice note on day three referenced Marlowe. The writing is good; the voice is why people stay. |
| GirlfriendGPT | partial | No | Yes | Depends entirely on which community character you picked. The good ones remember. The throwaways do not. |
| Lovescape | pass | Yes | Yes | Story Mode helped. It treated the warehouse job as a plot point, not a trivia fact. |
| Swipey AI | fail | No | No | Breadth over bonding. Swiping a new match resets the feeling even when the account does not. |
| Dream GF | partial | No | Yes | Recalled Marlowe when prompted. Did not take initiative. Builder is elite; writer is mid. |
| Dream BF | partial | No | Yes | Same family brain as Dream GF, male-first. Warm, not sharp. |
| eHentai AI | fail | No | Yes | Chat is secondary and it shows. You are here for the 2D, not the relationship. |
This is why Candy is #1 and why Swipey is a fun app we will not call a relationship. Chat-weighted ranking: NSFW chatbots. Realism (looks + talk): most realistic list.